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Bonus Content - Auditions That Didn't Quite Work Out

🕑 Added 2022-09-24 21:51:30 +0000 UTC

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Desanera Starling

Omg, I love the hiking one but so many awful versions of it! The verizon is when you have one demo and dammit you're gonna use it. Thank you guys for going with quality cause ye gods

K

I actually like the first one hahaha

Princess Kitten

I don't know what to say. I have so many questions. And, the phone commercial? So many cringing moments.

Samantha Carla Thimote

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

LuckyPenguin

OMG that was far too cringey! Bless them for auditioning but that gave me the icky shivers! Much love to whoever had to edit all that together! 💜

Angeluna Fortuna

Awww. That first VA is adorable. Not erotic AT ALL but adorable. Until the end. 🤦🏻‍♀️

Olivia

I need more of this

Hooligan mama

THE CCRRIINNGGEEEEEEEEEE

dort

at the 15:00 mark, i think Stayin Alive would work. lol.

dort

hearing my favorite hike being butchered is TORTURE!!!!

dort

noooooooooo!!! i can't unhear it! i can't unimagine it!! 😵😵‍💫 lololol. these descriptions got me 💀💀

SarahIsPrincess

Thank you for NOT choosing them to be VAs for BKS! 🙄😂

Kristy Mystery

The secondhand embarrassment actually hurts me lol 😂

Kristy Mystery

LMAO that guy was about to give us a side quest 🤣

Rai Haque

I am absolutely dying. I’m wheeze laughing and I’m only 5 min in

LadyAnime

Wow I thought I just had a thing for men whispering into my headphones and I’d go weak for all of em …. But not so much. Not everyone can make me tingle like Mr. Robinson and Mr. Chambers and Orcus and AxelAudio!! Sigh.

_santana

LMAO💀

Stephanie

The first one sounds like a disney character or like blues clues 😂😂

Cuddles

I can't! I just can't.. listen to this! The the actual f#ck is a slot!!

Just_call_me_V

I felt like the second guy was giving me directions.....to where? I have no idea.

luxedreams15

So thankful for the VAs that made the cut because…🥴🤣

romanianlittlebear

i might wake up from laughter tonight 🤣

Love Dainty

And thanks to this post, I've definitely realized it. The VAs currently acting in Team BKS are true DIAMONDS.👑

hunnyxglassed

well this was an.. experience…

Archaeogirl

Holy👏🏻hell👏🏻. You don’t realize how high the bar is set until you see how many fall short…and by just how much. I mean, good on them for shooting their shot, but just damn. Thanks, Rob et al for having the patience to weed through VAs like someone searching for treasure at a swap meet.

Kammie

first clip has major NPC energy

hayley

now i need to go listen to mr. robinson so cleanse my ears and soul

sammy

Dying 😂😂 SLOT!!!

Love Dainty

I almost sang along to 'Stayin' Alive' at the end. No, actually, I sang along.😂😂 (Refer to Manager Michael Scott in the American drama series 'THE OFFICE'.)

Love Dainty

at 11:38 I cried while lying on my stomach. Help me, please. LOL

moi_la_desi

I know, this is meant as a fun post, but honestly, I'm not a fan of bloopers on BKS. It might just be me, but I don't like, if someone is shown in a bad light or made fun of - same goes for scripts, where ex-partners, wifes etc. are presented as horrible. If others need to be talked down, to make me look good, I can't be that great either, right? 🙃 Again, I know this isn't meant as a mean post, but it just isn't for me. Looking foward to gush over any other BKS audios, tho. 😘 Appreciate all the work your putting in here for us so much!

Ellie

I love how many times he said it, he really tripled down on it XD

👑Ana D. 😉

🤣🤣🤣

👑Ana D. 😉

"Dirty little slot" is one of my favorites 🤣🤣🤣

Lavender Belle (Jenn)

Is it just me or did several times did you think you would hear “do you feel lucky? Well do you?” 🤣🤣🤣

AuntieKinky

I haven’t listened to the offering yet, but Rob or El, please tell me the preschool teacher Dom dude is in here somewhere!

Ellie

I don't know about Y'all but that Verizon ad was sexy XD Such a shame we didn't use him

KS

I’m not 100% convinced the first one wasn’t A.I. 😂

Fileani

I'm laughing my a** off. Thanks for the laugh, I really needed this today! I already had a lot of respect for the VAs here....but now even more.

Bonnie ☕️

Not the Verizon ad 💀

Ravyn

3 minutes in and I cant stop laughing, 🤣🤣🤣 Omg I needed this laugh so much 😂😂😂😂😂 Now that I've listened to the whole thing, and I'm not dying from laughter... I must say I have a much deeper appreciation for the VAs.

Ellie

THE WHALE XD

KS

No words! 😂😂😂

Dionne

"Dirty little slot" killed me🤭

Vivacious

Omfg, so in my day job I work with VAs…in a very different format but still …… lmao and some of these sound like a.i. to me and I’m dying 🤣 this is so much funnier when the content is supposed to be spicy and comes out painfully awkward 🤣 love this 🤣

Ellie

We don't XD

Elaina

The descriptions had me crying! The guy in the glass jar holding his nose was spot on, and the "grr, grr, you dirty little slot!". Some were just bizarre, and the creepy old man voices? LMFAO hell noooo!!🤣🤣🚫✋️ As others have said, applauds to all the VAs for their wonderful talents and your patience to go through the "roughs"!

Dionne

Omg, I'm dying..so 6:27: sounded like an old dirty, drunken professor and 7:31: "come for me know" reminded me of Miss Cleo saying "kallll mi now" in her wanna be Jamaica accent🤣. 10:08: nooooo just no, "good girrrŕr" 🤔 How do you listen without crying lmao 🤣

Valeria Violet

I came to comment around the same lines. My utmost respect to the VAs we do have and the patience from Rob and the team to have to listen to some many auditions not so favorable. Dear heavens I thought some of them had the mic inside their mouth hahahaha.