namesake mcmansion
🕑 Added 2024-07-31 23:52:32 +0000 UTCit's literally named after me (ok maybe not literally)
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Jennifer Bourne
I've seen furniture forts thrown together with more craftsmanship than that place. Sheesh!
John W. Moore-Weiss
There's so much Kate couldn't fit in. Huge windows in the primary suite (ground floor, my friends), catwalk around the formal living room ("I look forward to having my kids drop objects on guests after their bedtimes"), the sheer clash between the fake brickwork in the kitchen and the ostentation of the adjoining room, to the apparent lack of a toilet in the primary bath. Don't even start me on the realtor and/or photographer's half-ass job at this pricepoint.
Ben Oliver
Does anyone even buy this shit? The price seems crazy
Jen
"rawdogging acoustics" is a banger of a line
Albert H Jeans
For more laughs, find the Zillow listing to see all the photos including "Areal Views". What a tasteless waste of money.
Victor Eijkhout
"when people used to by" typo.