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Behind the Scenes (Texts From Superheroes)
🕑 Added 2021-03-14 17:39:54 +0000 UTCHey all!
We wanted to share a little behind the scenes of our writing process with you wonderful folks. Here's a sneak peek at a few of our recent texts including the original first draft and the final version we eventually went with. Enjoy!
First draft:
Batman: I think an old Atlantean weapon can help us fight Darkseid. I need to study your records.
Aquaman: Oh sorry, we don’t have records.
Batman: How can you not have records? You’re a society!
Aquaman: An UNDERWATER society! Paper doesn’t exactly do well down here and ink just floats away.
Batman: So you don’t track your history?
Aquaman: Oh we do, we pass it down orally through our oldest historians.
Batman: Great, I need to talk to them then.
Aquaman: Okay, funny story … they’re kind of turtles.
Batman: What???
Aquaman: They live so long! One of them met Oscar Wilde!
Batman: Atlantis is a mess.
Final version:
First draft:
Cyclops: Okay, we need to send out bait to draw out the Sentinels. Obviously we use Nightcrawler.
Kurt: What? Why me?
Cyclops: Because, your name is Nightcrawler.
Kurt: AND???
Cyclops: And nightcrawlers are a kind of worm used as bait.
Kurt: They’re what???
Cyclops: You didn’t know that?
Kurt: No! Wolverine gave me my English code name. He said it was cool!
Wolverine: Oh no, you’re a worm. Sorry bub. My bad.
Kurt: Years! Years I’ve gone by this!
Cyclops: Look, are you gonna be bait or not?
Final:
First draft:
Batman: I know you’ve been in Gotham stopping crimes. Stay out of my city.
Flash: Hey, your commissioner keeps calling me for help.
Batman: Gordon called you!?!
Flash: Yeah, I met him at a crime convention and gave him my number.
Batman: A, What is a crime convention. And B, that bastard!
Flash: Maybe he lost your number.
Batman: He doesn’t have it, I make him contact me by shining a big light in the sky.
Flash: Hmm, maybe try a phone?
Batman: The light’s my thing! That’s like me telling you to try walking calmly.
Flash: How dare you even suggest I … oh I get it now. All right, the light stays.
Final version:
First draft:
Bucky: I got through the security door you said was impenetrable.
Falcon: That’s great! How’d you get in?
Bucky: I killed three of the guards and sequentially broke the bones of the last one until he opened the door, then I killed him too.
Falcon: Are you serious? That’s so dark!
Bucky: You know my history, it’s dark as hell. Why did you want to work with me if you couldn’t handle it?
Falcon: I don’t know, I thought you’d be like a snarky bad boy sidekick!
Bucky: I’m not a bad boy, I’m a fucking assassin!
Falcon: I am rapidly starting to understand the difference.
Final version:
Original:
Batman: Robin isn’t allowed to hang out with Kid Flash anymore. He’s a bad influence. Robin came home high yesterday!
Flash: What? That doesn’t sound like …. ohhhhhhhhh, wait, was he bouncing off the walls, shaking, rambling incoherently?
Batman: Yes! Do you know what drugs he took?
Flash: Kind of. The boys wanted a snack so I gave them my special energy bars – they’re about 10 pounds of sugar condensed into one bar. But they’re not doing drugs! Don’t worry.
Batman: Robin sugar crashed so hard his heart stopped.
Flash: Oh god, maybe I am doing drugs.
Final version:
