JessieStar
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🕑 Added 2024-03-23 14:30:05 +0000 UTCOooh to be a fantasy adventurer, overheard by a genie, and be zapped into a "cozy" life thousands and thousands of years later. What? Afraid you won't be able to fit into a different time period and lifestyle? We've got auto-pilot spells for that!
Now you'll have to excuse me, sugar. I have a deep cravin' to put some buns in the oven with my goooorgeous man! Whatever that means, giggle
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Jessie Star
Crazy, but true
SaltyBill
Some Patreon worker is breathing a sigh of relief at that milky disclaimer, knowing that justice has been served to these fictional characters
Jessie Star
Almost like they have a fetish for it
Spotts1701
Genies...man, they sure do love vague wording...