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UPDATED POST: Note about cancellations and downgrades
🕑 Added 2024-10-30 10:16:08 +0000 UTC
Update: Hello Rotters! This post has been taken a bit more seriously than intended. Just to be clear, this is Jacob joking around. It would be ideal if people didn't sign up and then cancel because, as we have said below, it would hit us a bit financially - it does take us about three months worth of an Illuminati sub to break even. We don't want to make people to wait for their hats though, we really love seeing them out there in the world. That said there are loads of good reasons why you might sign up and change your mind - and we definitely are too big, too proud and too busy enough to name and shame. That was a gag - we'd never do that. Thanks to everyone who's signed up the last couple of days. Another hat shipment is on it's way next week!
Morning everyone and hope you’re doing good.
You might have seen on Instagram that hats might be limited now, problems with supplier etc etc, everyone who has signed up so far should have one already or will be getting one very soon!
HOWEVER, as I think this may have happened a couple of times this week, please don’t try any cheeky business like signing up, getting a hat and then cancelling/downgrading your membership.
We don’t make profit on your patreon due to the costs of hats and postage, it only works for us if you sign up and stay signed up for a bit*, and if after time you’re no longer a fan that’s fair but don’t sign up, get a hat then cancel immediately.
We are in no way big enough, proud enough or busy enough to not name and shame, and then just get you to give the hat back. This is a small operation where we run on losses to get everyone a hat and if it does end up being the case that the hats stop soon, I dont like the idea that people aren’t getting hats in future after SNAKES*** have cheated one for themselves. Have some shame.
Anyway have a lovely day x
*True
**Not true
Comments
Nathaniel
How dare there be fake rotters. Pretending to be as sad as us really isn’t on
Declan Hanley
“And how did that make you feeeeel?…”
Joel W
Tenner says Jake told you to write this 😆
Jake
Hi Jacob here, sorry for being a miserable bastard (think I had a bit of the old mental health) although I do think my point probably stands although I definitely shouldn’t be threatening to come to anyone’s house after you’ve all been so kind as to trust us with your addresses, we will definitely not be doing that, thank you for understanding
Coileán
One SNAKE to be fed to the rotters at each live show
Joe S.
Disappointing to see you row back, I wanted to see blood.
Anthony Virb
Some people are just absolute bellends. I’ve just signed up in the last week and will hopefully grab a lovely little Rotters cap soon. I’ve got no plans to cancel and try and skank two very funny lads who are trying to earn a living. I also like the phrase “Menty-H” that Cathal used on their reply before haha 👏🏻
Scott R
I've recently signed up (last week or so) and would happily wait for the hat for 3 months, also send the list of the snakes to the Moosh
Harry Clementson
Yeah, other pods I've been a patreon for have only given the gifts out after three months of membership, one was even six months. Maybe that's the move moving forwards.
David Miller
Yep, I would give yourself some breathing space if that thats the case, min 3 month in subs before you get a cap.
Jack
Name them, shame them, dox them.
