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The Meeting of the Dads
🕑 Added 2023-06-30 21:44:45 +0000 UTCI've been struck by the sketch bug, and a whole mess of 'em are destined to arrive over the coming weeks (CERTIFIED CLASSICS ONLY)
A genuinely electric feeling, and further fuel for this holy crusade we've embarked upon.
While I can sense that our cold hearts towards verticals are gently melting, I still know deep in my gut that we belong to the widescreen, and I want to reassure you, that despite the success we find in this phone-based avenue, to the computer LCD's we shall soon return.
And all populist formats aside, I know for a fact we've been summoning the best Value Select shorts to date, that the tides have begun to recognize this divine effort, and are now turning accordingly (i.e. in the direction of our favor)!
So prepare yourself for...
MORE AND MORE AND MORE
- FIRESIDE CHATS: Bi-Weekly, there'll be a brotherhood radio event in the Discord, focusing on us exploring a singular theme selected by me. Patrons get precedence in the socratic participation, and each subsequent recording will be posted here.
- FILM SELECT: Provided nothing tragic happens in the coming weeks (always a possibility) we will be shooting the VS musical short film in September (6th-10th) ... Los Angeles is the spot, and you're welcome to feature as an extra if you wish!!!! Like the upcoming Bastard Racer, Remote green screen options will be available.
- ARCANEREST SECRETS: YouTube has been vague regarding how unlisted articles affect channel standing. Thankfully, Patreon now has the feature to upload straight to the app, allow for a more seamless VALUE SELECT arcane secret experience. I'll be better able to share sacred dossiers containing secret sketch scripts, saucy song demos, and all the other options that aren't chosen for that week's final Friday premiere.
Fun goodness ahead, including a refresh of the www.valueselect.net (Use Patron code FEVER for 20% off)
I'm grateful for your support in keeping Value Select independent; the world can be a dark place, and there are lonely nights where I stare at the walls, listening to that awful gurgle that is Los Angeles traffic, a shade of despair creeping into my heart.
That dread poison is expelled at the thought of us; to know we share this timeline, and on some level, share in this spirit.
So yes! I do hope you are able to join us when we film the "PROJECT PERFECT!" this September in Los Angeles, and if not, know that you're patronage is directly bringing this spirit of humor we share into its ultimate fruition!
And if you could abandon hesitation, and invoke that pure spirit of this moment; to take the chance and ascend into the next tier above your current patron station, to take on the role of an even greater bless'd benefactor (a modern day merchant Lorenzo de'Medici) you must know that every coin you toss yonder might bring forth an even grander design, and harmony to countless souls more!
I was struck by a vision last night; a prophetic omen, the likes of which I once reveled in, but thought lost to the Dark Age.
The touch of grace, the path of purpose, the mastery of reality: that daemon whispers yet again, and my vitals are renewed.
Careful tending of this kindling will soon bring about a bonfire blaze of the brightest light, destined to illuminate the truth.
Rays of such nature are hated by the midnight goblins whom wished to stay shadowed, so they might continue pretending their murky swamp of falsehoods is a charming glacial pond.
They will soon siege the castle, to extinguish the flame, but the walls are too strong, and our aim too true!
DAYLIGHT IS UPON US!
(And by all that, I mean the famous VS series "The Cool House" is coming back, cooler than ever, with double the jetskiiis)
Love you all,
Value Select
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Minimal Encourager
Much love, Brother Man 🪷 Hopefully under the gurgle of the metal coffins ripping through the wind over the sea of opaque, insoluble blackness you can receive our energy, even when it makes no noise. 🫀
