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[Cyan Exclusive] [F4A] How the hell do you ask your neighbor to get you pregnant, anyway? [You and I can't get pregnant so we plan to ask the neighbor] [Getting nervous] [Overthinking] [What if he's an ax murderer] [What shirt should I wear?] [Increasingly sillier rambles] [This might be a shitpost] [IDK how to do this, I've just seen porn about it] [Shitpost turns to heartfelt speech about motherhood] [I love you] Lots of mentions of [Impreg] [No Sex]
🕑 Added 2024-11-18 11:29:38 +0000 UTCTurns out getting a baby artificially inseminated is...extremely pricey!! You and your slightly high-strung wife decide to explore a different, all-natural possibility: your next-door neighbor, whose name you guys can both totally remember. For sure. Probably. After letting her ramble for a bit to get her nerves out, you let her know you already have everything planned, and you're here to help. <3
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Blue's Notes
I swear to Snorp I started this improv intending for it to actually end in sex, but then it just got longer and longer and I was having such a good time thinking of other weird shit that this character might say that I just got lost in the sauce. I hope you have as much fun listening to this anxious, adorable dork ramble as I did haha
ALSO If you want the sexy version of this story:
Your sexy neighbor needs help getting pregnant!!
![[Cyan Exclusive] [F4A] How the hell do you ask your neighbor to get you pregnant, anyway? [You and I can't get pregnant so we plan to ask the neighbor] [Getting nervous] [Overthinking] [What if he's an ax murderer] [What shirt should I wear?] [Increasingly sillier rambles] [This might be a shitpost] [IDK how to do this, I've just seen porn about it] [Shitpost turns to heartfelt speech about motherhood] [I love you] Lots of mentions of [Impreg] [No Sex]](https://img5.leakoo.com/storage/6/ga/ed/93d9f0-019e83be-a794-77e4-bc5a-d625265d3beb.png)
![[Cyan Exclusive] [F4A] How the hell do you ask your neighbor to get you pregnant, anyway? [You and I can't get pregnant so we plan to ask the neighbor] [Getting nervous] [Overthinking] [What if he's an ax murderer] [What shirt should I wear?] [Increasingly sillier rambles] [This might be a shitpost] [IDK how to do this, I've just seen porn about it] [Shitpost turns to heartfelt speech about motherhood] [I love you] Lots of mentions of [Impreg] [No Sex]](https://img5.leakoo.com/storage/3/lo/lm/93d9f0-019e83be-a794-7895-acd5-99eebe8b3c50.png)
Comments
Touchshriek
Absolutely glorious! I love your mind, your humour! So fucking good. 💜🤯
Vash
I just had this play over my Bluetooth speaker after managing to pocket dial play it. Jesus fucking christ. This was great.
Angus Beaumont (AJBeaumont)
A prequel audio to another of my favourites? Sweet! 💙 Love audio sequels, but a prequel is new. ‘The guys who’s name I can’t remember’ 😆
