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"This here plan is gettin too dang convoluted!"
🕑 Added 2023-05-11 02:20:08 +0000 UTCBurnside protested, brandishing her machete. "Just send me out to stab somebody. It'll be simple. I can just go out, gut everyone who gets in my way, save the dumb baker femme that you ain't never even laid eyes on nor spoken to so it's a wonder you care about her at all, an drag Didelphis back here for judgement. I'll get it all done in one night. There ain't a lowfolk born that can get the drop on me. The Ixies can bet on it."
"I don't like it," I objected.
"If you're so doggone worried about bein' Seelie, just remember it ain't Unseelie to stab somebody if he deserves it."
"No stabbing!" I insisted.
"Fine, I can slash instead."
"That's a bad idea," I persisted, "for the same reason that nailing headless torsos to trees is a bad idea. It may inspire fear but it also draws attention and will cause mass outrage that will spread and bring all the lowfolk on this island right to these woods, with torches and pitchforks. If it turns out this situation requires assassination, and I really hope it doesn't, it would have to be done cleanly, precisely, and secretly so it cannot be traced back to me or my coven. I do not want my organization associated with sloppy and wasteful mass murder!"
"You sounded almost like Ash for a second there," Burnside grinned as she lowered her machete. "All right, I can wait."
I scowled at Burnside for a moment, then directed my attention to the witches.
"All right, all right," I called. "If everyone could please focus and answer my question: Is Didelphis worth saving?"
"Um, no way," Gretchen declared. "She's trying to get us all killed. She's proven herself to be a mean and selfish old hag that doesn't care about any of us. Throw her under the ant-coach, I say."
"She was a pretty crappy coven leader," Petunia added. "She promised us dark power beyond our wildest dreams, but every meeting we would spend a few minutes looking at the same grimoire, and the rest of the night listening to her rant about baking and how much she hated Oonagh. Letting her get burned by an angry mob is probably karma or something. Nothing of value would be lost."
"I don't really like the idea of anyone being killed," Chloe shrugged, "but saving her would only give her another chance to betray us again."
"I'm disappointed with all of you," Rebecca scowled. "Didelphis must be saved."
"What? Why?" the other witches asked in chorus.
"Didelphis represents what all of us could end up being," Rebecca explained. "Especially me. She was a social outcast who spent so much time wallowing in her darker aspects that she eventually believed that was all there was to her. Think about it! She's actually proud of the fact that she's a hideous, mad crone. If I hadn't met Lord Randall, that's exactly what I would have become. I was on that path, but now I'm on a different one and I can hardly wait to share with you what I've learned. If we all get a chance at a happier life, then Didelphis should too. I volunteer to pose as Didelphis like our lord said. I know her better than the rest of you, because I always arrived for coven meetings early, and stayed late to help her around the house and maybe get more pointers on being a witch. I think I can imitate her mannerisms convincingly enough."
That wasn't good. I didn't want to risk my organization's most valuable member (next to Vernier of course) but it would be a mistake to blurt that out in front of the other witches. Plus, I was 99 percent sure Rebecca was an elf, so telling untruths would be a problem for her. It could damage her emerging magickal ability.
I was just about to say something, when an Ixie buzzed up to me and gave a salute.
"Sire, I have more information. There is in fact a ring-leader whipping the rabbit mob into a frenzy. They call him Parson. As best we can tell, he careth not if Didelphis's story is true. He seemeth to be doing this merely to strengthen his influence in the rabbit village. We have also learned that there will be a jury for the trial. Oonagh is popular enough in the town, they were willing to give her that much. If the rest of the coven cannot be found in two days time, then the trial commenceth without them."
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Pretty suspenseful, eh? This seems like a good place to pause. I need to take a short break to moisten my throat. In the meantime, why not be like the Ixies and place bets on the coming sequence of events. How do you think I handled this situation? Did Didelphis survive? Did Oonagh?
Discuss among yourselves while I hunt down a decent bottle of wine.
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>Adler: Good, you have two days to work. Regardless if you decided to save or doom Didelphis, discrediting this "Parson" character will be vital. If he doesn't care if Didelphis's story is true and just doing this for clout and personal gain, sending someone posing as the old crone would be that much more risky if he isn't defanged or removed from the equation. >Burnside: You could go assassinate him, quick and quiet-like. You can even make it look like an accident. >Adler: That's at least a better suggestion than before, but it would look suspicious if the main accuser turns up dead the day before the trial. Even if it looks like an accident, since witchcraft is on the table, the mob and potentially the jury would see that as proof of guilt. You turn to the ixie that spoke to you. You need more information on this Parson person. Specifically what he's trying to gain and how to destroy his credibility. >Ixie: You already have ixies on in. >Adler: Excellent. She is dismissed. >Adler: Now then, It is very brave and noble of Rebecca to volunteer for a deep cover mission, but there is a problem; as a potential/probable elf telling untruths will be a huge problem for her. >Coven: Wait, Rebecca's an elf? >Adler: It's a distinct possibility. It was a recent development that is still being followed up on. Before they ask, this will not interrupt their training, and will potentially make it easier. Back on track, the situation may be too volatile to save Didelphis. If the mob's blood-thirst cannot be diffused, she may need to be a sacrificial lamb. If it's possible, an ixie will most likely need to be the impostor. They are trained professionals, you have been assured, and Rebecca's knowledge of Didelphis will prove invaluable.
Walter Reimer
Matt?
Major Matt Mason
Time to discredit the rabbit leader! That's right, it's the "Alienate Parson Project"! ;-)
