"I believe,"

>Burnside: You immediately perk up and raise your hand. You volunteer for this dangerous deep cover mission. For the good of the cause (but mostly just to impress Adler) you will valiantly place your life on the line. >Adler: Uhhhh. You beseechingly look at the other three. >Gretchen: You begin panicking and beg Adler not to send you out there. That angry mob almost killed you and petunia. It was the single most terrifying thing you've ever experienced. >Adler: Okay, she panics easily. She's a no-go, what about Petunia? >Petunia: "I mean, I could do it, maybe, but I'd rather, like, get some payback or whatever." >Adler: She's a bit... low energy. Her manner of speech doesn't match up. What about Chloe? She can fly if things go south. >Chloe: O-oh! You could. You've known Didelphis for a while. I-it's just that you've never done anything like this before. And what if- what if you make a mistake and get everyone killed! >Adler: Well, she's not panicking, but her nervousness does not make you confident she'll be able to hold up under scrutiny. >Rebecca: Is Adler absolutely sure you wouldn't be able to do it? You could be able to pose as Didelphis without lying if you practice at it. You have two days. >Burnside: Oh, enough of this! Is Adler really going to send these little girls out to do a woman's job? >Rebecca: Is she seriously calling the rest of you little? >Burnside: Watch it... Anyway, You've done stuff like this before. You are an experienced agent. Believe it or not, you are capable of tact and subtlety, it's just not your first choice. It's just a disaster waiting to happen if he sends any of these greenhorns out on a mission with no training in anything. >Adler: Didelphis has distinct mannerisms and traits she'd have to mimic. Burnside has only met her once. >Burnside: What's there to know? That old crone only has four personality traits: she's proud of being old and ugly, she's obsessed with baking, she cackles constantly, and she hates Oonagh. >Adler: What if they ask her about Didelphis's past? >Burnside: Well shoot, Adler's been teaching Rebecca how to use elfmind, now's a good time to put it to use. Adler can glamour her to look like a random townie and she can feed you the answers mentally. >Rebecca: Yes! That's an excellent idea! >Adler: Huh... Well, that might actually work. You ask them to give you a moment and you tug on the string again. >Ash: Has he found someone else? >Adler: Burnside has volunteered. >Ash: Excellent choice! >Adler: Now hold on, you can explain- Wait, really?

Send Burnside. Even if she completely loses her temper with all that ent(r)ails, she'll still make a fairly convincing Didelphis.