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ELDEN BLING - Physical Edition + Digital Download
🕑 Added 2022-04-20 13:56:47 +0000 UTCOne (1) physical copy of ELDEN BLING.
Yeah the game isn't finished yet but I want money NOW! Steam banned the game so this is the only way you can get it... For now at least. Game will ship when it is complete. That's what a pre-order means.
The preorder print run will be marked as a special "FIRST EDITION" which will surely make it a valuable collectible. Get multiple copies and give them to your friends. $5 shipping for the first copy, $2 for each additional one. Let's be real you won't open it anyway because who the fuck has a DVD drive anymore. That's why I'm including a digital download of it too.
Your purchase encourages me to continue doing retarded shit. Thank you for your support.
Wishlist ELDEN BLING on Steam: https://store.steampowered.com/app/2192390/ELDEN_BLING/
NOTE: Any other items in your order will ship at the same time as this one. So place two different orders if that is a problem. The shipping cost won't be any different. Target shipping date is Feb/Mar 2024. Subject to change.
Summary
Tyrone was smoking some good weed, but it was laced with fentanyl... Damn, now he's dead. Seek the ELDEN BLING, powerful artifacts once belonging to the Pharaohs themselves, and rewrite your destiny...
Features
- Play as Tyrone
- Accidentally overdose on fentanyl
- Drip yourself out with the ELDEN BLING
- Really good (not janky) inner city inspired souls-like combat
- Epic boss battles representative of real world issues
- Unforgettable schizophrenic game design
- 0% of game sales will be donated to charity
Package Contents
PC DVD-ROM with full color printing, full color 1-panel insert, full color DVD case cover, cellophane wrapped. Not marked for retail sale.
International Shipping
Shipping is available to the following countries:
Australia, Austria, Bahrain, Belarus, Belgium, Bulgaria, Canada, Chile, China, Croatia, Cyprus, Czech Republic, Denmark, England, Estonia, Finland, France, Germany, Gibraltar, Greenland, Hong Kong, Hungary, Iceland, Ireland, Japan, Liechtenstein, Lithuania, Luxembourg, Malta, Montenegro, Netherlands, New Zealand, Norway, Poland, Qatar, Romania, Saudi Arabia, Serbia, Singapore, Slovak Republic, Slovenia, South Korea, Sweden, Switzerland, Taiwan, Thailand, Turkey, United Arab Emirates, United Kingdom, United States of America.
Don't order if you're not on here or I will have to refund you.
I'll be shipping these out in batches. Expect it to take 2-3 weeks. Longer if you're located outside of the US. Thanks for supporting this retarded shit.
