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🕑 Added 2025-02-27 05:20:01 +0000 UTCThis may not be the most succinct or coherent "review" you've ever seen, but it's an oldskool Endless Jess experience, in the classic style of me. My review is that it's a fine film, and you should watch it. There. Now that the boring part is out of the way, here's a little film of my own, that only I could ever conceive of, let alone create. An artistic expression of mood and mirth far beyond what could ever be achieved in anyone else's pointless recap of a 28 year old movie.
I've been taking it easy on you people, keeping it simple. Yet I still have to hear from some of you how much you prefer my old, horrible videos, where I would devour everyone's time with inane performance art and long stretches of lugubrious mental collapse, in a desperate attempt to enrich your undeserving souls. Well, here you go. This is like one of those, and I'm sure some of you will complain about this too.
There is a review in here if you pay attention. I do make some real observations about the film's themes and the way it's shot, and all that shit, but not every damn video has to be the same, and I can still experiment when I feel like it.
Be grateful you still have a creator like me, we're a dying breed. Soon there will be nothing to watch at all but regurgitated AI slop, and you'll be begging to see a real human dude rambling, rapping, making weird edits and confusing sounds, playing with his cat, goofing himself off and not giving a fuck. You won't appreciate me until after I'm gone. I came to terms with that a long time ago. But it still pisses me off.
Also I may have been slightly stoned in this one.
Comments
Dungeon Floozy
My favorite guest star! 😻
George E. Schneider
Same.
Quentin Carver
I miss having a cat.
