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Request Rat: Carry On
🕑 Added 2025-01-26 19:09:24 +0000 UTCThis is the story of the only TSA guy who's worth a shit and actually does his job, instead of just touching my butt and stealing my dry shampoo. It's a movie on Netflix that you can watch with your own eyes. What a fantastic invention. Movies, I mean. One of the only good things ever invented, and a lot of em are bad!
This is basically a movie about a man looking anxious, sweaty and confused. I swear it's 90 percent close-ups of his face as he gulps and looks around nervously, like a frog about to get swallowed by snake. But the only snake on this plane is the old-fashioned kind, a terrorist. He's got a briefcase full of poison, and it's up to our guy to save Christmas. Wait, what the hell? It's a Christmas Movie too? Damn they literally just made a Die Hard 2 knockoff and hoped no one would notice.
Well that's ok, I'll watch a hundred movies set in airports. I like airport movies because all airports look the same, so when I'm watching I feel like I've been there. This one's at LAX, I really have been there! I talked to an old man in the bookstore about Harlan Ellison, and then I bought a book of Bukowski cat poems.
If you wanna request an airport movie, or any other kind of movie, or any thing at all in the whole world, you still can! It's still only 20 bucks... for now.
