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AEW Dynasty
🕑 Added 2024-05-14 21:56:58 +0000 UTCThe Wrestlemania monster was such a dystopian terror this year that i almost forgot about this furtive AEW show a week later. I barely had the spiritual energy left to comprehend what i was seeing but i enjoyed most of it. Just the fact alone that this event didn't involve Logan Paul in any way and didn't feature his stupid logo on the mat made it seem almost humble and quaint.
Unfortunately it did involve Jungle Boy a bit at the end there, the only person on my TV worse than Logan Paul. But at least i know there's people in the world with the courage to tell Jungle Boy to shut the fuck up and put him in a headlock backstage. He's like Logan Paul without any of the clout or social power. Okay that's too many sentences about Jungle Boy.
Willow Nightingale is hot and Meltzer's a goblin. That's the main takeaway from this show. Anything else is just a pleasant distraction from my feelings about the world.
