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Panel-Cast: Free Comic Book Day 2024
🕑 Added 2024-05-10 00:01:37 +0000 UTCThis year, I'm determined to get this out while there might still be some free comic book day stuff in the stores. This was an extra pain in the butt because my office is currently being used to shelter a ridiculously friendly and adorable bastard kitten that I rescued from the freeway. So she guests on this episode, interrupting me every 5 seconds with her desperate cries for affection.
She has to stay in this room because Princess Poopybutt is aggressively territorial and an absolute fucking terror to be around if she even smells another cat in her palace. She's not having a good time. Last night she spent an hour aggressively moaning at a chair because the other cat had previously sat in it. I'm showering 5 times a day because if poopy falls asleep on me and wakes up to a stray whiff of cat hair on my clothes she'll turn into a raging goblin and try to take my eye out.
My cat is a vicious demon with emotional problems, when she's mad she forgets who she's mad at and starts going Kendrick mode on everyone. She out here composing diss tracks about how much she hates this cat and hates me for rescuing it, I wish I spoke cat cause it's probably fire.
This all started when i was pumping gas the other day. My eagle-eye spied the helpless kitty from 50 yards away, lost in the middle of the U turn lane under an overpass, about to get straight up squashed. I was in a bad mood because some crackhead chick in the gas station kept touching my hair, but I knew this was a job for me, the greatest hero in the fucking world. So i pumped my 7 dollars and 42 cents of gas, drove over there, scooped her up and saved the fucking day.
Now i don't know what the hell to do with this sweet girl. She doesn't have a chip, and didn't even seem to have claws at first, but it turns out she's just such a good kitty she barely uses them. Unlike my Poopy who spends all her free time desecrating the corpse of the leather jacket she already murdered. I've been calling her Gobi, like the desert level in Banjo Kazooie. Or Go-Go, like the schoolgirl chick in Kill Bill. I also like Molly, cause that sounds like a nice and good girl, which she is. Fuck it. Miss Molly Go-Go. Gobi Molly Gumbo. Cats can have multiple names, they don't care. There are no rules in this life.
She's black with white boots and a white chest and a white nose, exactly the kind of cat i always wanted before i fell in love with Poopy, the objectively worst cat in the world. If Poopy could get along with anyone besides me I'd have two cats and no problems. They could run around and be friends while daddy does his stupid podcasts. But Gobi already tried to be friendly and got traumatized for it by my growling, howling, slashing shit-beast.
Anyway, here's some damn free comics.
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Stacy Robertson Jr
You did good. You were a true hero to that cat. I'm glad someone cares about these animals.
