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Black Adam - Buff Movie Barf
🕑 Added 2024-05-01 03:38:35 +0000 UTCI smell what The Rock is cooking. It smells of shit. I could have merely included this review in a Tubi Tales text post but it was so offensively smelly i wanted you to hear the sincerity in my voice, so it had to be a video.
This movie shouldn't matter in any way to anyone. I don't know why anyone would even be tempted to watch it, other than it's there, but that's exactly what happened to me and now i have to save you from my gruesome fate.
I don't even know how this fecal film found it's way onto Tubi in the first place. Tubi is a classy place, for quality pictures like Microwave Massacre and The Necro Files, not this schlock. I'd rather watch Boss Baby 2 a second time than watch this the first time, but it's too late to undo the past. I've seen it, it's in my head, and now all i can do is prevent others from boring themselves to death by watching it, even for a second.
People said the Flash movie was horrible but at least it was wacky and silly and stupid. This is stupid too but not in a fun way. I don't even wanna talk about it anymore. Yuk.
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