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Panel-Cast: Marvel Swimsuit Babes
🕑 Added 2024-03-30 00:39:34 +0000 UTCIn this episode i take a look at a very sexy and cool Marvel Swimsuit magazine, which features hot pictures of She-Hulk and others to get big horny for. I couldn't find pics online of the actual pages though so you'll just have to imagine them from my descriptions.
Then i talk about this year's grown up Titans launch, by which i mean last year's because these episodes are backed up like a hard turd. Every so often DC remembers that people love the Teen Titans cartoon and decides to re-launch the comic before remembering those characters are canonically not teens anymore. So they drop the Teen part and act like it's the gang finally getting back together as adults. They've done this like 5 times. They think nobody notices, but i do.
More importantly than any of that however, is the super scary hell comic that i found in a dollar bin, DEATH DREAMS OF DRACULA. This forgotten relic of the early 90s is steeped in mystery and occult horror. It has an evil aura, and it kicks ass.
The story is exactly what it sounds like. Dracula hates people so he goes around giving them night terrors that are so scary they convulse and die foaming at the mouth. One of these dreams involves dinosaurs, thus resulting in one of the best covers for a comic i have ever seen.
Eventually Dracula has a taste of his own medicine, when he dreams his own death, and has to wander around Hell getting catcalled by all his ex girlfriends. Apparently Dracula and I have the same worst nightmare. I'd rather get gored by a triceratops any day.
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Mark Moon
Can't wait for the Ultimate Spider-man video in 2025 lol
Dungeon Floozy
you had me on the edge of my seat when you said the bag and board tape caught on another comic cover 👁️👄👁️
