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Funny Truck.
🕑 Added 2024-03-01 03:45:00 +0000 UTCI don't think i need to say too much here. This is one of those perfectly titled pieces of art, no further explanation necessary. I'm pretty sure this game only cost a nickel, so you should all probably buy it right now. If i could buy it 5 times i would. One Funny Truck ain't enough, I need 5.
But i can't even buy a burrito at the drive-through, because the idiot zoomer working there couldn't figure out how to slide my fucking card in the machine. Apparently anything that you can't tap is archaic technology that just causes their little billie eilish brains to meltdown. The incompetence of the younger generation is an epidemic that is destroying this nation, and there's nothing funny about that.
I watched that dumb bitch fail to slide my card correctly 3 times and insist to me it doesn't work, despite the fact i just used it at a gas station 5 minutes earlier. I literally saw her stupidly jamming it in at an angle with zero sliding motion like a fucking ape.
I gave up trying to teach her how to perform this basic task and went home hungry, because at that point my only other option would have been to jump through the window, slide it myself, and piledrive her head into a toilet. I chose to restrain myself in the interest of peace and love so she owes me her life.
Why can't life be more like funny truck? My life is more like funny suck. Fuck.
