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Puny-Sized Panel-Cast: Storm/Daredevil and Echo
🕑 Added 2024-02-01 05:58:58 +0000 UTCI don't know what's sadder, that Daredevil is too blind to read his own cool comics or that Echo is to deaf to hear me talk about them. But if anyone in the Marvel Universe is blind and deaf it's Storm whenever she tries to cut her own hair or listen to fashion advice, ahyuck.
That's right, i don't care for mohawk Storm, she's poser as fuck. Yeah, I said it. What's she gonna do, hit me with a rain cloud? She wouldn't dare, it might mess up her very lame 'do. YOU HEAR ME, WEATHER-WITCH! SUMMON YOUR PITIFUL LIGHTNING BOLTS! EVEN THE TERRIBLE THUNDER OF GOD CANNOT STRIKE ME DOWN! THIS LIFE IS DEFECTIVE AND I WANT MY MONEY BACK!
There's my opening monologue, two jokes followed by 10 minutes of screaming in a rainstorm and challenging God to a fight. It might sound comical, but I'm just being philosophical, cause this cool comic only had two cool comics to talk about in this episode for some reason.
Oh yeah, I remember the reason, Because I was dying or something. Oh crap, come to think of it, I'm still dying. Why must i suffer this suffersome lot? Probably because I STAND DEFIANT AND JUDGE MY CREATOR UNWORTHY! THE EARTH HAS FAILED ME AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE ON HEAVEN! HEAR ME O' HIDEOUS UNIVERSE, AND TREMBLE! BEFORE ETERNITY IS THROUGH THE GODS WILL BEHOLD MY WRATH, AND THEY WILL KNOW FEAR!
literally me. Jiggity Jig.
