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Buff Movie Buff - Mid 90s
🕑 Added 2023-11-22 22:13:55 +0000 UTCI tried to put this on youtube but it immediately got flagged for "child endangerment" or some stupid shit like that because of one clip where the characters in the movie are smoking pot. Clearly Jonah Hill's fault, not mine. I could sit here and rant to you for an hour about how retarded youtubes policies are but it's nothing new to me so i don't care to repeat myself. It's just reason number 9,742 why i despise the platform and have zero desire to engage with it in any fashion beyond being a dumping ground to host my unlisted patreon videos.
I'm using bitchute more and more these days for no other reason than at least on bitchute you're still actually allowed to post videos. Can't post anything on youtube unless it's Megan Theeeeeee Stallion's open asshole and pussy, or any of the million sub club drama mongers who use the platform to routinely bully and shame people with less clout than themselves. All that is just fine and dandy, doesn't violate a single guideline apparently.
Shit like this is why i wish i could go back to a better time, before these retarded algorithms controlled everything I'm allowed to see or create with zero consistent logic. I'm talking about the mid 90s. The last era of mankind where anything was cool or made sense. Before this nightmare. This insane asylum. This hell.
It's a movie and I'm reviewing it. Truly a heinous crime in the modern age. God forbid my review of a fucking film corrupts some kids out there and causes them to become cool skateboarders who smoke pot and finger girls at parties. Don't even blame the film itself, blame me for talking about it. Makes perfect sense. Guess i'll just sit here twiddling my dick all day because bitchute takes a fucking eternity to process a 6 minute video.
Okay goddamnit fuck bitchute too. I guess i can upload a video on patreon directly but who knows what kind of stupid bullshit that's gonna cause. There's no fucking peace for me. Nothing can go smoothly. Everything i try to do, i have to run up against a bullshit algorithm or a bullshit piece of technology that doesn't fucking function the way it's supposed to or a bullshit fucking goddamn idiot humanoid shitting on everything.
Update:
And just as i suspected Patreon is being a piece of shit. Bitchute doesn't fucking work either. It's just stuck on processing forever. So youtube thinks i'm harming kids by reviewing a movie, bitchute just flat out doesn't fucking work, and patreon just decided to delete my entire post. I tried uploading the video on here directly and as soon as i click post... it's gone. Nothing. Where did it go? I don't know. Why is it not showing up? Did people get charged for it? No idea.
So here i am making this goddamn post a second time and i have no fucking idea why i'm even bothering at this point because obviously the Gods of worthless fucking technology that run this idiot world have decreed this video never be seen by anyone ever.
I even tried reuploading it to bitchute a second time and that too is now stuck on processing with no end in sight. Can you even follow this sequence of events or is it just a clusterfuck of words at this point? I don't even know if this wall of text is making any sense to you because i'm living it, and it doesn't make any fucking sense to me either. This has been my entire fucking day.
I hate this world more than you'll ever know.
