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Residence of Evil (REmake Part 8)
🕑 Added 2023-10-31 15:06:46 +0000 UTCThe Resident Evil mansion is the all time king of scary houses, don't tell me Splatterhouse because that series in fact takes place in multiple houses. The Spencer Mansion is so cool if i had money i'd build it myself and cackle victoriously watching on a monitor as you all die in my various traps or get eaten by my steroid sharks in the basement.
Don't try to hide out around back in the spooky cabin, for in there you will be mercilessly pummeled by my skulking forest lady, who is named Debra. I picked her up at a Pitbull concert in 2013, and she's been wandering around my backyard on a never-ending Malibu Rum bender, eating Doordash Mcnuggets and wearing peoples faces ever since.
Totally her choice, by the way. It's a better life than the soul crushing rat race of fake-ass normie society. That's the real survival horror, and it must be destroyed. But fortunately for you I've forgotten what I'm talking about, so i'll spare you that rant, whatever it was.
All you need to understand about resident evil is this evil residence is so evil it has its own separate evil residency full of evil residents who are really just undocumented groundskeepers, and not really evil at all, just poor. Poor like i once was, the miserable peons. Also there are bees. Big ones. So watch out.
