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Twisted Metal Black - The Blackest of Games
🕑 Added 2023-10-24 20:30:59 +0000 UTCThis is one of the dopest, coolest, scariest, ookiest, fucked uppest games ever to haunt the Playstation 2, and if you thought the power of playstation times 2 was mind-blowing, wait until you experience the combined might of the devilish double dude, yours truly and my own self too.
I bumbled and bungled this happy accident in the boofin booth and boofed it so hard i really goofed myself off. You'll hear what We mean. No one gets radder than me and myself, it's true... believe you I. Surround I you in a round loud room, acoustically booming, welcome to your doom. I easily run circles around other MCs, double vision in your system, witnessing two of me.
Dollface is cute as heck tbh. She's basically Asuka from WWE, if she were a truck drivin mental case weirdo with nails in her face, who escaped from the the looney bin because John Locke from Lost promised to take the nails out and help murder her old landlord or whatever. Come to think of it, Asuka could be all of those things for all i know. She certainly doesn't seem like the type to not pulverize landlords in her free time. Whatever happened to the Empress of Tomorrow? She drove around in a semi and killed people.
Oh hell what the crap im tired now bye.
Comments
Fabian A.
I have it in my heart to do a racist joke from the title but won't.
Brice Tennison
Classic game, I got fond memories of playing this game with my best friend back in middle school. The audio sounds fucking cool btw. It fits.
