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It had to be dogs. (RE RE 1 HD PS4 EP7 - K9)
🕑 Added 2023-10-24 19:13:10 +0000 UTCBecause i respect both your time and my own carefully crafted image as a sentient being capable of rational and coherent thought, i made sure to cut at least 30 rambling minutes of me being hopelessly, belligerently stuck on what is quite possibly the easiest puzzle in the history of video games. I did however leave in the part of me getting Jill's heart-shaped Valentine can kicked to death by basic enemy dog. I'll take a pie to the face or split my pants any day, but never both in one episode. I'm a class clown not an ass clown, and i got class out the ass, not to be crass. Honk Honk.
This episode also features the introduction of the scariest bitch in a video game since JENOVA. Lisa Trevor was a new addition to the Gamecube remake because someone at Capcom decided that a mentally fucked feral child in the filthy grown body of an emaciated, shack-dwelling cat lady wearing a mommy-skin mask, rusty manacles and a burlap potato sack was something our world needed to be exposed to, and someone at Nintendo agreed. This came out the same week as Pac-Man World 2.
The tortured wretch clobbers me somethin fierce and even wollups me some. But it's hard to stay mad at such a lovely face, even if it is stretched over the rotten-toothed groaning horror of a chick who's probably been subsisting on poison berries and pumpkin slime for 30 years. I know a bad tummy ache when i hear one, and when that ghastly shriek echoes through the forest i get the ominous feeling someone's been dumping poison and smashing pumpkins in her pants. By the time the player wanders into her poop-smeared pig-pen, she's not even wearing pants, and now you know why. They're probably soaking in a creak somewhere.
