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Hit Me With Your Best Scary Spooky Bullshit.
🕑 Added 2023-10-05 11:03:13 +0000 UTCScary Spooky Bullshit Time is here!
Time to feel some eerie fear!
This year see if you can spook me
with your scary spooky bullshittiest game, comic, or movie
Or something else, whatever i dont care
as long as its a frightful scare
if you pick some goddamn crap
that is not even ooky you will get a slap
and i will kill you gorily
so pay me and say me what horror see.
You love scary spooky bullshit you can't get enough
Give me all your money and be a Buff Spooky Buff!
In case you need the genius verified annotations on that horrible rhyme, what im trying to say here is i'm obviously taking Scary Spooky Bullshit requests. This new reward tier is just for October so if you don't jump at this terrifying opportunity you'll never get another chance EVER, unless i do it next year, which i WON'T because THIS IS YOUR ONLY CHANCE and it will NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN unless i change my mind which is HIGHLY UNLIKELY.
Your video hero, me, is tired of not being able to afford to pursue a better life. I grow weary of the unbearable weight and hopeless despair of eternal poverty so if i don't get a fuckin shitload of requests i'm gonna finally emancipate myself from.. err... i mean be forced to give up on entertaining you fine swine forever and get a responsible normie job like this.
I'll fucking do it, that's a threat.
The rules are you can request anything as long as it's scary spooky bullshit. It can be a movie, a game, a comic, a rob zombie album, a book, a creepy pasta, a goddamn 5 nights at freddys fanfiction, a halloween episode of a cartoon, a vlog of me getting donuts and pie at a cider mill, literally anything even vaguely theme appropriate.
Want me to bring back the Babadook Spook for some reason, or some even stupider character? Wanna see me facecam a scary meme game like some kinda goddamn youtuber? That would be an awful request but you can do it, i guess. Or you could request something good. Get creative. Throw any random scary crap at me and i'll whip up some bullshit about it.
Also, i'm putting this above the pod squad tier, so you'll get a podcast topic too, but i'm doing these first. Blah Blah whatever okay you get it just check out the tier, click on it, pay me, send me your requests and love me forever but not too much and not in a creepy way ok smell ya later, nerds!
(Sounds of Sepultura fucking shredding)
Comments
Dungeon Floozy
let's play the Silent Hill HD collection
Endless Jess
Join that tier and i'll do both! Go for it! Show me the $$! Shaggadocious!
musical dreamer
How about Scooby Doo on Zombie Island? The Original one, not the horrible new remake of it.
