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Death Stranding Soldier Battle
🕑 Added 2023-10-01 04:53:17 +0000 UTCOne more filthy fucking goddamn Death Stranding video before i devote the month to scary spooky bullshit instead of this moderately unsettling bullshit. It's got some spooky parts, and this is arguably one of them, so i guess technically it counts.
Here's one of the game's scary war boss fights against actor man who's name i don't remember oh wait i just remembered it but it's too late i am not altering this sentence. Sometimes the game decides to porter sam porter bridges against some bridges to uncle sam's many wars. This one's all vietnamy. This man fought in every war ever and you will give him back his bb. He demands it.
oh god clickity clack here we go lets pound out some more paragraphs to describe the thing you're looking at. As you can see in this game you deliver crap if you hadn't figured that out yet. But in this part the only thing i'm delivering is an ass whoopin. I'm opening of a can. Yee-haw. Hee-haw.
There ought to be two clowns called yee-haw and hee-haw. Yee-haw is a rodeo clown and hee-haw is a hobo clown, but they team up to go on adventures and become inseperable like those two little cunt jesters in final fantasy 9 which is not the game im playing here so it doesn't matter.
