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Mario Golf and Zelda and some other thing
🕑 Added 2023-10-01 04:24:36 +0000 UTCHere's another wacky video exploring the wild fucking world of the 5 dollars i keep giving to nintendo every month to let me play this bizarre spattering of random of old games they have on here. Once i've played all of them i can finally achieve my lifelong goal of not giving nintendo 5 dollars anymore because i live in an age of uncertainty and im poor. I'm fairly certain i need my 5 dollars a hell of a lot more than some naked japanese business man at nintendo with his hot tub and his whores.
What games are even in this game, i mean this video. NES Open. Which is a game where Mario Plays Golf, not to be confused with Mario Golf. Wait did i put Mario Golf in the title? Whatever, im not changing it. This must have been made before they realized a mario golf game could just be called mario golf. So instead it's called NES Open which tells me nothing. I don't even know what kind of game this is except that it's obviously golf. Oh sure i know that now. Now that im playing it. What is this paragraph. I don't even know what i'm writing, let alone what Golf is.
All i know is they clearly hadn't invented Daisy yet so Luigi is with Peach's clone sister, Peech. Maybe that's why Bowser calls her Peaches in the movie, he's the only guy who remembered there's two of her.
Then i play some stupid piece of shit game that sucks and i don't even remember what it's called nor do i care. Then i play some Zelda, which is actually a good game, so i can stomach it for much longer than most trash, almost 10 whole minutes!
