endlessjess
patreon
Evil Within: When Will It End?
🕑 Added 2023-08-18 07:33:46 +0000 UTCImagine stinking around with a funking fart-bomb in your trousers. You go to the sewer and you scope out the crap sacks and the brown mounds floatin around in all the butt water. You're looking for your missing keys because you locked yourself out of the clown car again and all the other clowns are pissed cause that's their home. That's how life be sometimes. Anyway here's The Evil Within.
I'm almost finished with this game, by which i mean i was like a year ago when this was recorded. I bet you're wondering if i ever beat it. Well you'll just have to wait and see in the next episode where i beat it. Oops i did a spoiler.
Speaking of Oops this game should be called Oops all scaries, because it's crammed full of every stock cliche scenario there is. Scary train, scary theme park, scary mansion, scary furnace, scary village, scary goopy gunky guts arena. I probably made that observation before, i can't even remember there's been 5,000 of these.
You know, detective Sebastion mon Castellanos is a pretty cool detective, but he's no Columbo and he's no Monk. Either of them would make this game way more rad. I've been watching a lot of Monk and Columbo. I can't decide who's cooler. I'll get back to you if i ever figure it out, but i've got about 10 seasons of both to get through so goodbye forever.
