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Panel-Cast: Codename Ric Flair
🕑 Added 2023-06-29 21:39:14 +0000 UTCWOOOOO. It's the one and only limosine ridin, jet flyin, kiss stealin, wheelin dealin, rolex wearin, diamond ring wearin, alligator shoe wearin, flight attendent gropin, embrassing second retirement match havin, son of a gun the Nature Boy, Ric Flair, now in funny book form! WOOOO!
Yes that's right. They made a comic about Ric Flair, and in the comic he's a secret agent. The odds of me not talking about this were more astronomical than one of Ric's marriages actually working out. Flair's done it all, he's been through plane crashes, been smashed on planes, and had a trainwreck of a last match, and apparantly the whole time he was also somehow a secret agent, despite being the recognizable man on earth. That's like Bigfoot being a secret agent.
There is only creature native to this world who looks, acts, and sounds like Ric Flair. I don't know how he could be a "secret" anything. The only thing secret about this man is how many of the thousand chicks he banged were 2/10 ring rats and waffle house waitresses. I'm gonna guess at least 750 of em.
In addition to the Nature Boy, i also have some Nature Girl, that's Poison Ivy. She does plant stuff, and now also lesbian stuff because DC decided that she and Harley Quinn need to be the hot new cringe couple for now and for all time. But Pamela's no more a one woman woman than Ric's a one woman man, she's lezzing out across America and rackin up a beaver-lickin body count to compete with old Naitch. The only gal he ever loved more than once was the world championship, 16 times baby! WOOOO!
Then i got some Batman and some Joker, and some Batman and the Joker, and some Joker and The Joker, and then i probably go into cardiac arrest because that's more batman and joker than one body can handle in such a short time. But sometimes it be that way! COMICS. WOO.
