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NMH3 - I got the Deathman Blues
🕑 Added 2023-06-26 04:10:10 +0000 UTCThis is a game within a game but it's terrible compared to the game that is the game. Hell, it's terrible compared to most games. I'd even say i hate it compared to other fake games within games. Or real ones. I remember in Animal Crossing you could find a nintendo and play excitebook and baloon fight, that's way cooler than Deathman.
Deathman is a crappy little cunt who sucks butts and poops dicks on a pile of fuck. I hate his stupid game and i'd say i hate his face too but im not sure if he has one. It looks like just a weird little triangle. I don't even understand, frankly. Who is deathman? What is he? Why is he? I could know if i was actually thinking right now but im not im just typing idiotically in a frenzied state of a pure fluidity.
Im made of water and death cant touch me. I am the true no more hero. The Groot of people. I just made chili on the stove and i got a whole loaf of bread that wont be here 10 minutes from now. The idea of deathman s cool, i understand its place in the narrative im just saying the game itself is AAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSS.
