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Why Am I Playing This Yugioh Game?
🕑 Added 2023-07-01 04:54:46 +0000 UTCYugio, Yu-Gi-Oh, YuGIOH, i don't fucking know how to spell it. I hate this franchise. The only cool thing about it is Hungry Burger. Also that one card that looks like Solid Snake. Also Dark Magician Girl, she's a sexy little piece. Okay, maybe i like Yugioh a little bit. But not enough to not call it gay 50 times in a row before rage quitting the tutorial. That's just my duelist method.
This show did have some cool characters, i remember the dumb brooklyn guy Joey Wheeler. I used to have a friend in high school that we all called Joey 4 Wheeler, because he rode a 4 wheeler one time. He would always talk in his sleep at sleepovers and say the weirdest shit. Like, "How mANY plANets in The SOlar sYstem.... SSSSIIIIXXX" and "JAMINAMITOR".
I still haven't puzzled out what either of those statements mean, and they've lived rent free in my mind for decades. Clearly he was the real ancient trickster deity king of games.
So to recap everything i know about YUhg-oH...
1. it's gay as fuck
2.Joey Wheeler
3.Joey 4 Wheeler
4. JAMINAMITOR
5. Dark Magician Girl is a fuckin snack.
Alright, that's all i have to say to you gamers this month. Enough already. You'll be buried under this avalanche of entertainment until next century as it is, and now i'm getting back to work on your requests. I live in constant torment to provide you with endless fun. I am the content God. Fear me. Love me. Pay Me. Fear me some more.
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Mecha Duck
Hungry Burger was pretty cool.
