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Forza 5 Part 4: The Search For Big Air
🕑 Added 2023-06-20 00:11:30 +0000 UTCIn this video attempt to drive down a hill fast which proved difficult to accomplish without my car tripping over itself a few times and rolling into a rock like The Angry Video Game Nerd drinking a Rolling Rock on the Rolling Rocker. Remember that? It was funny back in the day. You gotta believe me.
Then i search for some sick jumps off which to achieve some big air. Then i do some driving and some talking and some joking and some more driving and joking and talking and that's probably enough driving and joking and talking. There's one more of these and then no more car games forever.
This game has the silliest sense of modern woke pandering i've ever seen. It's a racing car game, with the option to wear a covid mask on your driver. I'm sorry but i don't care if it's the black plague going around, if you're wearing a mask, in a car, in a video game, you are officially a weak person both mentally and spiritually. You've lost the plot, pal.
But that's a good thing because a car game should not contain a plot in the first place anymore than it should contain load screens longer than road trips leading into cutscenes that lead to more load screens. But what can you do. That's gaming these days.
