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Forza Some Morza (Part 2)
🕑 Added 2023-05-22 08:48:27 +0000 UTCSo many reviews lately, so little gaming. Let's check back in with that True Blue Glow Bro that you know and see what's going on in Forza. I'm still driving, that's what. I go pretty fast in this one, and get into all kinds of absurd hijinks.
There's some big air i get, some trees i hit, and a whole ass Tony Hawk level stuffed in to the middle of this car game for some reason. Don't look a gift course in the mouth, i say, and this is a 4 Course Forza meal on Wheels.
Who even knows what life is about. It's all truly a crapshoot. Somedays you're the number 1 car driving man in all the damn land, other days you get stuck on a rock listening to horrible music and even your Godlike power to go back in time a little bit can't save you.
But then just when you think it's hopeless you find something stupid enough to keep going. Not just stupid but stoopid. Stoopid like Stoop Kid. Stoopid like a Hello Kitty Car and a bandcamp account full of miscellaneous vaporwave. Then you can cruise and never lose. Chillin and illin while hitting the road and living the dream.
It's not even a good car. It's pretty slow. Think i give a fuck? The answer is no.
