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I am Fight Club.
🕑 Added 2023-04-03 00:33:15 +0000 UTCThis is the true Fight Club video. The Fight Club of Fight Club videos. That previous one was just a prelude to the real Project Mayhem, which is my actual life and multiple selves. I have evolved into another me again and now you face the furious fun of a fully fucked filmbro filling the air with philosophies and feelings for the forbidden film.
You brought this on yourself, person who requested this. You wanted me to break the first two rules of my religion. You've forced my hand to this blasphemy and now must bear witness to the unholy consequences. This is what happens when you take a man of my violently ruthless intellect, explosive charisma, peerless power level, and deep-seated anarchistic rage, and make that man commit the heinous misdeed of talking about Fight Club.
This is no mere review, any feeble-bodied fool with a malformed-opinion and a half-melted mind can vomit up some surface level observations and call it a critique. This is a sacred communion with the shadow self and an incantation of chaos-magick by a Buff Movie Buff operating at peak media literacy.
I have become Fight Club, the puncher of prison planets, here to destroy this poison society of politically correct corporate hypocrisy and feckless pussy politics, and remake it in the image oh my own silly will.
This is your life and it's ending one minute at a time. Just kidding, it's my life and I'll never die. I just keep on regenerating into cleverer, hornier, and more clownishly super-sane versions of myself. You've heard of The Batman Who Laughs? Well I'm The Doctor Who Who Laughs. Who? Exactly.
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MakkusuUnfilwin
So the real Fight Club was the Fight Clubs we fought along the way, okay.
