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Firewatch Finale: Finally a Fire to Watch
🕑 Added 2023-05-01 04:55:45 +0000 UTCThis game finally remembered to have a fire in it's firewatching simulation. Up until now it's been too busy simulating a midlife crisis. This is the end. The firewatching is complete and the fires have been watched. All one of them.
I've been getting so many rad and gnarly requests for movies, music, comics and pod topics lately that you'll probably be seeing less of the old Blue Glow. But it ain't going away entirely cause i like doing it, and clearly everyone here likes watching it cause i keep getting requests for these too. I should just make it a reward tier, but first i gotta finish up all the ones that are still going, like Evil Within and Death Stranding and stuff.
My final verdict on Firewatch is that it sucks dick, but that's unfair because i'm comparing it to normal games. A pretentious walking simulator must be weighed on a scale against other pretentious walking simulators. This one is better than Soma, and better than Layers of Fear. That's as positive as I'm gonna get. Gone Home is still the best one based solely on the fact you can beat it in 2 minutes.
