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Wrestlemania Goes Hollywood - Night 2
🕑 Added 2023-04-18 20:27:24 +0000 UTCFinally here's night 2 of this year's mania. This took forever because all my funny edits kept getting flagged and i had to render the stupid fucking thing 6 times.
Night 2 was drastically suckier than night 1, so when that happens i have to make my own fun by letting go of logic and letting myself be the markiest mark this side of Marky Mark. So in this one i get totally, unapologetically worked by the main event because the finish sucked. But you see, the finish sucked on purpose, to make me mad, which means it was good? But if something is bad on purpose is it really bad?
Trust me, the answer is yes. Bad on purpose is still bad, i'm the expert on that. But it's part of the fun of being a wrestling fan. Everything is the best and worst thing ever at the same time depending on how you look at it.
This video also features my impassioned plea to put The Hell In a Cell concept out of it's fucking misery. Watching a purple grape man swing a purple stick and then get locked in a makeshift prison of his own purple sticks, before the match stops because he bled some is the end. That's it. There can be no more Hell In a Cell. It's over.
There's also a part where i pretend not to understand why Bianca Belair is popular with little girls. Because i'm an old man and i have a crush on the Japanese lady. Then Snoop Dog shows up and Shane Mcmahon blows his asshole out and it all spirals even further from there.
Comments
MakkusuUnfilwin
I was hoping Raw after Mania could salvage Night 2, but yeah.... That was a bit too optimistic.
Eusel Shuawz
WWE has been god awful since night 2. I blame Vince.
