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Echo Pod 2 - Deadly Alliances
🕑 Added 2023-02-26 06:26:24 +0000 UTCThis month the Dolphin Pod Squad swims a slipstream vortex through Outworld, straight to Sandy Fork Delaware. Freak your flippers to these fresh fighting friends. Over here we got The Mad Sorcerer Shang Tsung and his pale pal Quan Chi, and over there... DEMBOYS.
I, the Dolphin Master, more powerful than Worf and Goro combined, have received requests on the rant waves from a deadly duo of dolphin dudes. First, a rad retrospective on the most hardcore fighting series / multimedia franchise in all of gaming, M-Fucking-K.
There's a lot of ground to cover there, and I'm an aquatic mammal so covering ground ain't my strong suit. Instead i laser focused with my might mind onto the best game in the series for a vicious reminiscence on the deadliest of alliances ever forged. Well, the second deadliest actually.
Who's the actual deadliest alliance? Come on, boy. Don't act like you don't know about Dem Boys. Doc Brown's still around so that means another match of the month, but I can't talk about any match until i address the greatest tragedy of the year so far, and pay tribute to a legend.
What's more powerful? Fighting or wrestling? Well if you do it right, that's a wrestle-fight. In a truly senseless accident, a major Monday moment if ever there was one, we lost one of the toughest, baddest-assest fucking shit-kickinist motherfucking wrestle-fighters that ever wrestled or fighted. I mean fought. No, you know what, fighted is cooler. REACH FOR THE SKY, BOY! It's JAY FORKIN BRISCOE, BABY!
Get a righteous rant on a topic of your own by joining the squad and being a pod pal. Send me your brain waves and i'll be your explain slave. Now taste the pain that the briscoes gave, before that untimely fatality sent jay to the grave.
But even from beyond the grave Jay's legacy of Brutality will never be equaled, and Chicken's still kickin ass for the both of em. Greatness leaves behind more to celebrate than mourn. So for those of us still down here in the dump of the living, let us celebrate the only two things consistently worth celebrating in this Hellish realm, wrestling and video games!
