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Death Stranding Part ? Winter Blunderland
🕑 Added 2023-01-01 05:23:15 +0000 UTCFalling and Screaming and dying and trying and crying and pissing and shitting and quitting and NO. NEVER QUITTING. I AM INDOMITABLE. I AM TENACIOUS. I. AM. NORMAN REEDUS.
I don't even know what number in the series this is anymore. All i know is by this point i've clearly lost it and things have just gotten silly. I've been lost in the mountains for days, weeks, centuries maybe. My toes have all frozen off. My snot is hanging in crystaline stalagtites, to be broken off and used as icy booger swords to slice up yetis and crawl inside Jedi style.
To keep my spirits up i've resorted to playing music from other, happier games. This has proven surprisingly effective as I march to my death with a smile in my heart and groovy tunes in my guts.
Right now i'm fillin my guts with a little cocktail i created out of electric reindeer chardonay, and a green dragon energy drink. . And the only groovy tunes im blastin into my ear is this jpegmafia album that some guy at the grovtytune tier requested its PRETTY DOPE. So gawrsh i say. There'll be a review of that probably in the next week or so.
God. I gottta get done with these posts so i can get to my new years ritual of sending 10 minute drunken emotional voice texts to all my friends and shit. I'm hearing a lot of explosions out side it might be gun shots or fireworks. In this neighborhood you never know. Fireworks holidays would be a good night to do a drive by, just sayin. I wonder how many real ass gangstas get gunned down on the 4th of july and shit. Dude, if you're a gang banger or you live in a gang banger ass neighborhood you might wanna stay inside on fireworks night cause that shits the perfect crime. oh fuck my cat just came in like holy shit the worlds ending. No you little dummy thats just firework. I should go outide and find the firework and look at em but i might get shot. Thats okay im invincble. i have the power of god.
