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No More Heroes: I forgot to post this episode 2
🕑 Added 2023-02-01 01:14:50 +0000 UTCHere's the rest of that big chunk of No More Heroes footage i forgot to post, so i can actually continue this series and finally beat it. Surely by now i'v captured enough scorpions and mowed enough lawns to conquer those fuckbag aliens who are fucking up Earth.
This is easily the most idiotic episode yet. Featuring a fistful of silly sounds, wild and wacky words, interspersed with numerous failed attempts to reclaim a sense of normalcy long since lost to me, before giving up and going even harder on the goobadoop sploops and squanchy squirts.
Dr. Seuss ain't got nothing on this juice. No man has ever been this silly and lived to tell about it until now. But i've got plenty to tell and plenty to smell in smellier hells than you've ever dwelled in. I'm the smell felon. The swell fella tellin a gory little story called No More Heroes 3: part 9: Part 7: Part 2: Some More Heroes.
As you can probably tell this is one of those last recording of the night recordings, after i've already been talking for many hours and have nothing left to offer mankinds but an overabundance of leftover sounds that i need to expel before i can go to bed.
If you listen closely to this episode you can ear how the woman and the cat both slowly file out of the room leaving me alone with my squoofy coofs and my shitty sharts. It's an unforgiving and thankless job, being the Cartoon Hero. Not for the feint of heart.
There's just one more thing i mention here before i pass out in a heap...
FUCKHEAD! FUKHEAD FUCKEHAD. AAAAAYYYYYYYDREIN.
