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God of Oar: Dadnarok
🕑 Added 2022-11-30 07:38:03 +0000 UTCI accomplished fuck all that i wanted to do this month because someone who doesn't respect my time decided to release a new padded-as-fuck 80 hour God of War game. The good news is that i recorded enough of the game that you can experience me slowly realizing i hate everything about it in real time.
I don't know how much of my opinion i want to spoil by writing here, but basically the story makes no sense and is full of lame CW teeny bopper bullshit written by idiots, every character except Kratos is annoying and stupid and never shuts up, navigation is ass, combat is ass, the game is full of shitty brain-dead puzzles that stop you in your tracks every 5 minutes, the game's too long, the menu's are cluttered and hideous and there's way too much stat based rpg crafting bullshit. It's an overhyped mess and deserves no higher score than a 6/10.
That's my opinion, but it's a fact that at the very least GOW:R deserves a 10/10 when it comes to annoying the shit out of me, which is good news for you because i've been told i complain funny, and this one gave me a lot to complain about.
I hope you enjoy taking this very long and increasingly cynical journey with me, by the end of which i am more disgruntled than Kratos on his worst day. But I suppose that might have been true to begin with.
It's not all bad though, you get a spear later on and that's pretty cool.
Comments
Zegathra
I'm only about 15 hours in. I hate it. But I hate my self more for buying it.
AwshomeHat
I didn't like the 2018 game but was feeling like a sequel could be a lot better, too bad it doesn't seem like it is though
Jay
Godamnit thank you i am not the only one, i thought i was taking crazy pills when everyone was praising the game for its amazing narrative and story meanwhile i was cringing to death from the b tier Marvel dialogue and the plot that went nowhere.
