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Icy Spear
🕑 Added 2022-09-30 23:38:27 +0000 UTCAAAAaHH god it's too hot. im burnign. im burning up in hell so i guess i post me hades.
in this episoe i take on ths blistering blazing balls depths of Hades with the COOOLESt weapon you'll find. The Icy Spear, distant relative of the Icy Sword. I wish i could find a icy spear in real life .god. hot.
headache.
oh no.
fuk
No goddamnit i'm not gonna phone it in just because my body is breaking down and i'm dying. I'm gonna force myself to write a real paragraph and it's gonna contain a complete thought, and you're gonna read it and you're gonna chuckle and say to yourself "boi oh boi that man sure does put us first". You're goddamn right i do. No one can spew out a bunch of vaguely humorous nonsense like yours truly, the one and only me. The greatest and coolest guy who ever OOHHH GOD I CANT DO IT IM TOO FUCKING HOT AAAAAHHHHH GODS OF OLYMPUS HELP ME ESCAPE THIS HELLISH ABYSS.
