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Travis Vs. The Scariest Chick I've Ever Seen
🕑 Added 2022-09-30 22:50:06 +0000 UTCGross. Disgusting. Superfreak. Manic Babbling Monster Bitch. These are but a few of the ways one might describe this boss. Just when i thought Visage couldn't get any more worthless, No More Heroes 3 decides to turn itself into a way scarier and less crappy Visage, just to show off that it can.
This freaky ass ho was getting under my skin and giving me Goosebumps just fine on her own, just by doing her big-eyed, insipid, psycho-teen talking at my face, and that was before i noticed the Fraggle Rock abortion survivors on her arms. Jesus, Mary, and joseph, i exclaim in mortal terror as i try unsuccessfully to get a grip on my nausea! If you had told me gripping my hog was the sin such sickening shits were born from i'd have been a good Christian boy because these Godless mutations spit in the face of nature's harmony and all notions of any sanctity to life.
The only flaw of this game so far is that this grotesque morlock gets to be one of the bosses that Travis, in his infinite hubris and foolishness, decides to spare. If ever there was a creature walking the Earth that deserved death it's this mother of monstrosities. But after all that horror Travis lets her live because she's involved with a friend of his that i don't even remember from the other games. I don't know if kids today can still read "emoticons" (the primitive text based emotes of my time) but i have one for this feeling.
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Enough. I don't wanna think about this horrible creature anymore. I'm gonna vom.
