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Nasty Boy Reviews Janet
🕑 Added 2022-08-31 13:42:02 +0000 UTCDamn it, Janet, it's Groovy Tunes time again. The world's most random and insipid music review show, by the man with the world's most eclectic palette. This time it's Janet Jacksons classic 80s bangable banger bonanza, Control.
That's right. It's a review. A regular music review about the regular funky music and nothing else. No weird detours here. Nothing out of the ordinary whatsoever. Just a good old fashioned review that stays on topic because the purpose of a review is to help people, not to tell cool and rad stories about my righteous life and legendary labors.
That's all i got to say about that, i can't focus on writing anything else about it cause i'm distracted as hell watching this dope Ryan Gosling movie, it's like Drive but on a motorcycle this time. Ryan Gosling rules. If i was as cool as a Ryan Gosling movie you can bet your ass i wouldn't be caught dead reviewing things online for you people anymore. I'd be out living my best life robbing banks and stomping people to death in elevators.
A man can dream.
