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Ancient Dark Souls - Mustard and Malice
🕑 Added 2022-08-31 18:13:15 +0000 UTCHe's gonna take you back to the past, to play dark souls and fall on his ass. Can you believe those rat-bastard goblins out there in the people-city put mustard on my chili dog? Mustard. On a chili dog. Despicable. If Sonic were here he'd blast process through you like a blazing bullet of vengeance with the fire bubble power-up from Sonic 3. But i ain't talking about Sonic 3. I'm talking about Dark Souls 1, and people who don't know how to make chili dogs right.
You wanna see a man go hollow? Promise him a chili dog and give him some bullshit instead. You people ought to know how i feel about bullshit, but in case you don't, how i feel about it is that it's bullshit.
You know what, i'm not gonna dwell on it anymore. Yeah it pissed me off for around 5-7 years, but i just saw some new Gorillaz art and Noodle continues to get hotter with every album so i'm okay. I think i can hold on a little bit longer without succumbing to these old adversities. Just as long as the animated guitar waifu keeps growing babe-lier, i'll continue to grow more resilient in the face of despair.
Wowza.
