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Old Forgotten Dark Souls video
🕑 Added 2022-06-30 20:28:09 +0000 UTCThere was a long period in my life where i played nothing but Dark Souls, so every now and then i find some old Dark Souls Lets Play i never got around to posting and forgot about. Usually taking up massive amounts of space in my hard drive until i notice it.
This obese chunk of footage has been taking up 150 gigs for at least half a century so it must be rendered and posted so i can clear it out once and for all. I need that space for my 150,000 page, 750 hour literary analysis of Finnegan's Wake. On second thought i'll save you some time and just tell you my conclusion. I like his fart letters better.
You can tell this video is old because my character model looks exactly like i used to look. A baby faced adonis. That was before the internet got a hold of me. Now i look and feel more like a Dark Souls character than ever, but in all the wrong ways.
I'm pretty sure this was also the first thing i ever recorded with my bombshell future child-support recipient, Boujee Floozy, back when she was Boozy like 3 nicknames ago, and i was still a somewhat ordinary human. Compare the relatively normal and civilized tone of me showing a cool game to a girl i like back then, vs me now, screaming about my ass and wheezing like a dying man while she talks to the cat and throws scissors at me from the toilet. That's where we're at currently, where The Blue Glow has brought us.
