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Sony Vegas Rant (Also Hades)
🕑 Added 2022-05-05 01:46:20 +0000 UTCFirst of all, screw this game for being both really really good and endless. This must be a taste of the resentment others have for me. This stupid game is so crap-sucking excellent, there goes all my free time. I've been playing this fucker all week and it's cool as hell.
Perhaps this excites you, seeing me play a good game. But this is no mere lets play, it's only that for the first two minutes. The rest is an acrimonious tirade against my hated enemy, Sony Vegas. Why? Oh come on, i'm sure you can guess.
The best thing about this game is that fine little chica, Eurydice. I don't get that far in this piece of footage, but if you've seen her, you know. Artemis is pretty fine too. But I'm not gonna get into a whole review here, this video is more about the ranting tirade than the mythological tiddies. Just know that this game does in fact have hot sexy ladies and is therefore a masterpiece.
Hell even some of the Medusa heads are cute, and that's coming from me, a man who has played a Castlevania game before and is therefore instinctually prejudiced towards a seething rage at the mere sight of a medusa head. So if i can overcome my learned hatred of the entire Gorgon race, then you know that's one cute Dusa.
Comments
Boldizar
Hades is such a great game.
thiel
good to see the spirit of jess's "Fuck [thing]" videos still being kept alive
