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ULTRA OFF ROAD (also Kirby)
🕑 Added 2022-03-31 10:51:15 +0000 UTCThat's right, it's 2 horrible games in one. And yes, one of them is a kirby. it sounds impossible i know but the fabled bad kirby game has finally been found, and of course it was found by me. I'll never be safe from weird, shitty games and neither will anyone else as long as i have anything to say about it. If i have to play em, you have to watch em. Whats that, i dont have to play em? Oh yeah.
In all fairness its not unplayably bad, its a free game and it does function, it does feature kirby which is always a plus. But if you want bad, you ain't seen nothing until you've seen the other offender in this hellacious double feature.
It's time to go off-road, through a river of shit and across the plains of pain. Ultra Off-Road simulator might call itself a simulator but i have trouble believing actually driving off-road would ever be this un-fun.
You know what, honestly the kirby game isn't even bad. Nothing is ever bad compared to Ultra Off-Road. Even the worst kirby game is a model citizen comparatively. Whatever, i sleep now.
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Boldizar
Hahahaha two videos in a row open with horrible menus. I am right there with you. It all looks terrible, made worse by in menu ads for useless shit. "The fucking K-mart Death Stranding" hahaha!
AwshomeHat
Kirby spinoffs used to sometimes be even better than mainline games, but for whatever reason the last 4 spinoffs have been shitty pseudo fighting games
