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Spyro Good Shrek Bad.
🕑 Added 2022-04-30 12:56:45 +0000 UTCFuck Shrek. Fuckin fat green piece of shit. Smelly fucking piece of shit. Stinking goddamn douchebag. I hate him and his whole franchise, and i hate his stink-ass donkey friend, and his fat wife, and his ugly face and his green ass, and his stupid fairytale land bullshit.
Spyro on the other hand is cool, there's a kid who knows where it's at. Burnin sheeps, killing guys, gliding, he's got all your bases covered with rad activities. A fuckin dragon. A fuckin gnarly purple dragon who you know is gonna grow up and slam dragon puss daily.
That's right, dragon puss. Not donkey puss like a freak. What the hell kind of sick interspecies degenerecy is Shrek trying to promote anyways. Disgusting. Spyro is a normal-brained creature attracted to his own species. None of this donkey/dragon slash fic shit they tried to propagandize into us as kids while Bush was sneakin around skull and bones sex rituals and goofy ass war crimes.
I hate shrek and so should you, i hate shrek and shrek part 2. I hate shrek parts 3 and 4, every shrek i see and more.
