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Visage 4 (of 5,000)
🕑 Added 2022-02-28 19:15:15 +0000 UTCJebus Crapping Crom i'm so sick of this game i'm running out of ways to say how sick of it i am. I hope and pray you're not as sick of my commentary on it as i am on the game itself because there's still an only-slightly less than infinite amount of these to go. This game is longer than Final Fantasy 1-15 combined and that's including development time.
This fucking hospital section alone has lasted longer than the goddamn dinosaurs did. I hate this game so goddamn much i can't even be clever about it any more. I don't wanna be. I don't want to waste any jokes on this jamoke of a hokey as a broke ass pile of poop.
Playing this game is torture, watching it back all over again is agony, and i've played Agony. This game isn't quite as bad as that one but at least that one i stopped playing after an hour, so Visage wins the worst experience award simply by attrition. It's like the difference between getting stabbed once and getting paper-cut every 5 minutes for a year.
This game thinks it's a nightmare but it's more like a fucking coma. I hope you enjoy seeing us both suffer through it because it has to be for something. Please God, let it be for something.
