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RE The Silly Man
🕑 Added 2021-11-27 20:43:25 +0000 UTCHappy thanksgiving, here's a monstrously retarded resident evil video i made for Halloween and forgot to post.
It's the blue glow, you know the formula by now. The question is not will this attempt at a normal lets play descend into complete babbling insanity and chaos, but how quickly. This one takes off going 90 and just keeps flooring it from there. When i'm 5 seconds into the game and already too busy contemplating the ways corn on the cob can go wrong to pay attention to what i'm doing, that should clue you in on what you're getting into here, so i don't wanna hear any complaining about me playing badly. Obviously playing the game to the best of my ability, or even at a level one could describe as "basic functional competence" is in no way a priority here compared to the only thing i've ever considered important, which is entertaining my damn self.
If that isn't clear by the time i'm standing in one place ranting about Barry Burton's obsession with exterminating the poor for minutes on end, then surely my intent should be well communicated by the time i spend even longer standing in one place to shamelessly and dementedly hee-haw over Jill's titties and buns like a twisted Shazam parody with all the maturity of a 10 year old pixie stick addict and all the psychotic horniness of a 41 year old divorcee with money to travel.
Don't bother trying to escape. I have your money so you might as well find my rambling lunacy as amusing as i do, if that's even possible. The nightmare is just beginning, because this series will continue, and i can confirm that it does in fact get even stupider from here. Stick around if you have the mental and testicular fortitude to withstand these dangerously off the charts levels of mind-rotting silliness, verbal diarrhea, and gameplay on the level of a coked-up jungle ape trying to eat the controller. You're on this poo-choo train with me and we're riding it all the way to the toilet.
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Endless Jess
oh yeah there's definitely more of those to put out, we did the whole game
MakkusuUnfilwin
Will the Resident Evil 8 playthrough be continued, or was it a one-time thing?
Grimm
Good shit, man. I want you and Pete on the channel for Resident Evil Apocalypse and Silent Hill Revelations sometime in the future.
