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King's Thirst
🕑 Added 2021-07-31 17:53:11 +0000 UTCHere's a song i did for a friend's submission show, the topic of the day being "water". Unfortunately i may have goofed it up, as it's demonstrably impossible for my ill communications to be anything other than straight fire.
I figured everyone else would send in simple vlogs and video footage, so as usual i went above and beyond and effortlessly composed the dopest aquatic rhymes and the smoothest damn flow you've ever soaked your ears in. You're gonna sink into this groove and you're gonna drown in it, that's how rich and fuckin glistening it is. A sonic experience unparalleled on the noise-polluted surface.
Float to the rhythm of my poetry and prose. This masterpiece ain't available anywhere else yet, because i'm gonna tinker with the production some more, at some point, maybe. Or i'll forget to and it'll just be a patreon exclusive forever and ever. I don't care either way, it's in the past now and i'm fresh outta time. I have new rhymes to rap and new raps to rhyme.
Also yes, that's a donkey kong beat. Why wouldn't it be?
I'll post lyrics later unless i forget to.
Oh hey it's later.
King's Thirst
H to the double 0, ice in my lemonade
fresher, more refreshing than a lemon-lime gatoraide
i got it made, hydrated, and disciplined
you best be listenin, so fresh and clean I’m glistenin
you maybe seen an otter, im something even odder
im like a street shark, only for the water
i spit my drink out in bursts likes im hunter hearst
helmsley, help me, quench my kings thirst
If i had a ton of money i would fund an expedition
in a submarine, no hostile conditions impede the mission
for you see the deeper we go, the more i feel like nemo
the captain from the novel, not the fish, i wish you'd read mo'
i wish that you were literate cause if you were a little bit
you'd know that it's below the ocean secret ufos exist
and pyramids, im down here on the sea floor
to explore forgotten mysteries of history and lore
artifacts of humanity's past lost to time
im finding atlantis you got your habbits i got mind
like losin my mind in lovecraftian sunken cities
surface just in time to see chicks in bikinies ass and fuckin titties
H to the double O
Ice In My lemonade
Fresher more refreshing than a lemon-lime gatoraide
i got it made, hydrated, and disciplined
you best be listenin, so fresh and clean im glistening
you maybe seen an otter, im something even odder
im like a street shark, only for the water
i spit drinks out in burst like im hunter hearst
helmsley, help me
I have a king's thirst
Sometimes i hang out in the shower for an hour
winnin mental debates with my intelectual power
and just philosophizing, thinkin, decompressin i guess
and also masturbatin, pleasurin flesh to lessen stress
i aint so hot on sodey pop anymo'
i got a water bottle on me everywhere that i go
so now the sweetest i get
is all the tea that i sip
and i dont even sweeten it, i keep it naturalist
i need it dark, brown, dirty, earthy, leafy and take
it hot it or cold either way, and i like my coffee opaque
so just give me a break
with all your aspartame
carbonated diabetes in a can, shit's lame.
Comments
Endless Jess
ok
MakkusuUnfilwin
Don't forget to post those mf lyrics.
Boldizar
This is fucking great.
