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Scary Lady Makes Me Crap Myself and Die.
🕑 Added 2021-05-01 04:23:12 +0000 UTCWell, I hope you like The Evil Within 2 because here's more of it. I generally prefer not to post more than one episode of a series in the same month, but as usual i vastly overestimated the upload speed in this dump, and so my cool rambling movie review is taking it's sweet time to be viewable. So viewer beware, you're in for a scare.
Two spooks in one month, i hope you're brave enough to withstand such relentless terror because i'd hate to find out that i'd accidentally Samara'd my entire audience. The youtube audience sure, but not the Patreon audience. How would i pay for my cat food? I mean my cat's cat food, obviously. Cat food for my cat. I don't eat cat food. I don't.
One thing this episode has going for it that the other one didn't, is me getting my soul sucked out of my face by a scary ghost lady while dumping my ass in terror. One thing this episode has going for it that the other one has is... Sebastian jokes. Yes that's right, i remembered the Sebastian bit and kept it going for more than one episode. SorryNotSorry.
If you're keeping up with the timeline of the Evil Within Blue Glow series, so far it's gone. Evil Within 1, Evil Within 2, Evil Within 2, and I believe the next episode will be Evil Within 1 again. Oh what? You don't think it's normal to be playing through both games in the series at the same time? Switching between them randomly in a way that ensures maximum confusion both for my viewers and myself? Does the way i choose to go about experiencing these games confound you? Are you scared? Is it a little too chaotic for you?
Well too bad, i told you I'm an AGENT of cHaos! That's right! I'm still this character! I've been He the whole time! HE iS ME. anD I is HE. HEE HE HEE!
Just kidding, it's me, (Sebastian mon)!
